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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 February 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2258
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iireenee : Hi I'm Irene! I spend my days doing fun things with friends (:. Listening to music is one of the things I love to do - I especially love the band Silverstein ♡ they are awesome. I also love to play guitar and going to festivals to meet new people. Feel free to talk to me!

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Visits<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 2:43pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 5:06pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 10:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:21am<b>thomas5915</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 6:09pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 3:29pm<b>Robert3242009</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 8:10am<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:57am<b>Forpancakes</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 10:53am<b>mondesno</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 2:39am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:48pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 1:54pm<b>koganti</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:50pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:48pm<b>swenny_xoxo</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:59pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:22am<b>Twigman8</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 5:55am<b>Arni792</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:22pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:44pm<b>koganti</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:51am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:14pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:45pm<b>callsign_banana</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 5:35am<b>ardenxo</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 6:33pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 3:33pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 12:56am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:39pm<b>relaxeazy</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:09pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 6:49pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 5:31pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:11am<b>jacky75</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:17am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 4:48pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:49pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:38pm<b>lochiamochia</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:24am

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iireenee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

by coldasfire / 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm / United States / Love

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

by ILoveLamps / 03/25/2015 at 2:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

by PyroSam / 12/12/2014 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got broken up with. In a text message. She texted my grandma, who then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML

by braceforcarnage / 12/02/2014 at 10:42am / United States / Love

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML

by kismet_fire / 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

by clumsylobster / 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Health

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML

by brookenicolee29 / 01/26/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

by AnonWife / 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Health

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

by Fire sucks. / 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

by loganHchrist / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

by stalked / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

by notsohandy / 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

by stephiexbabexx / 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

by Loveless / 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids