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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 February 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1804
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iireenee : Hi I'm Irene! I spend my days doing fun things with friends (:. Listening to music is one of the things I love to do - I especially love the band Silverstein ♡ they are awesome. I also love to play guitar and going to festivals to meet new people. Feel free to talk to me!

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iireenee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (2346)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29681) - you deserved it (2745)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I got broken up with. In a text message. She texted my grandma, who then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41259) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/02/2014 at 10:42am - love - by braceforcarnage (man) - United States

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML


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On 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm - work - by kismet_fire (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48028) - you deserved it (3429)

On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML


Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65220) - you deserved it (9160)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67733) - you deserved it (7909)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by stephiexbabexx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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