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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ihatecake : Atreyu for life!hobbies are sports and video games. Usually b-ball.

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ihatecake's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49434) - you deserved it (3857)

On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33229) - you deserved it (3389)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)



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