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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41864) - you deserved it (3790)

On 09/21/2013 at 1:28pm - love - by gemtas5 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51809) - you deserved it (3861)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, tired of everyone forgetting my birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend my 40th at a five star resort just to try and make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by nevercatchabreak - United States (Pennsylvania)

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