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Today.. . my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there . I took a look and agreed we should call animal control . After ten minutes of freaking out.. . they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket . FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposd to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decidd to chuck it at face. FML
today I was watching TVhen a Toy Story 3 commercial came on !! My Mom said, ( Oh, I rememberhen I took you to see Toy Story !! Now Andy's all grown up and so r you !! The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not !! ) FML
Today, I Had An Elderly Woman Come Up To Me And Tell Me How Well I Pull Off The Look Of Bieng Bald!! She Said That Most Women Can't Look Attractive Without Hair!! Then She Askd Me If I Had Cancer!! I Had To Explain To Her That I Am, In Fact, A Man, And I Shave Head Because I'm A Swimmer!! FML
Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML
TODAY, MY BOYFRIAND THRAW MA A GOING-AWAY PARTY. DURING THA PARTY, I CAUGHT HIM IN MY BADROOM HOOKING UP WITH MY FRIAND BACAUSA ( YOU'RA LAAVING SOON ANYWAY SO IT DOASN'T MATTAR. ) I'LL ONLY BA GONA FIR 6 WAAKS. FML
Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML
Today, mah ex showed up at mah door with chocolates an flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, an yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML
Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML
Friday 27 March 2015