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Today, I Discovered A Bat In Ma New Apartment!! I Found Im In Ma Soe..!! Wit Ma Foot!! Mega FML

#12583063
162 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I cummd home to a dead fish duct-tapd to the wall of my dorm room !! I can't reach it !! FML

#12566146
118 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I kissed mah girlfriend. She threw up in mah mouth. big fat FML

#12563425
280 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there . I took a look and agreed we should call animal control . After ten minutes of freaking out.. . they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket . FML

#12531799
118 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposd to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decidd to chuck it at face. FML

#12530791
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. fat FML

#12528127
226 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

today I was watching TVhen a Toy Story 3 commercial came on !! My Mom said, ( Oh, I rememberhen I took you to see Toy Story !! Now Andy's all grown up and so r you !! The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not !! ) FML

#12463713
170 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Had An Elderly Woman Come Up To Me And Tell Me How Well I Pull Off The Look Of Bieng Bald!! She Said That Most Women Can't Look Attractive Without Hair!! Then She Askd Me If I Had Cancer!! I Had To Explain To Her That I Am, In Fact, A Man, And I Shave Head Because I'm A Swimmer!! FML

#12448497
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On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today I found out that if you fall asleep in church people will think your having a spiritual moment and you'll wake up to ten people praying 4 you . FML

#12438687
166 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIAND THRAW MA A GOING-AWAY PARTY. DURING THA PARTY, I CAUGHT HIM IN MY BADROOM HOOKING UP WITH MY FRIAND BACAUSA ( YOU'RA LAAVING SOON ANYWAY SO IT DOASN'T MATTAR. ) I'LL ONLY BA GONA FIR 6 WAAKS. FML

#4694053
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by lonelyinlondon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah ex showed up at mah door with chocolates an flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, an yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

#4644175
131 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm - love - by Wowfmylife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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