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Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (15775)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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