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About ifoundalaska : They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. -Andy Warhol
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
Friday 28 August 2015