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ifeedhobos
  • Town/Country : ottawa, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3794
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ifeedhobos : WADDAP NIGGAS, I AM HERE TO DISTURB THE PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63572) - you deserved it (16848)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (416072) - you deserved it (26641)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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