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ifailsobadly

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1682
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ifailsobadly : I love Harry Potter and CoD, and Doctor Who. I'm the average nerd. :)

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ifailsobadly's favorite FMLs

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

#62325
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19073) - you deserved it (49013)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (252806) - you deserved it (86625)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83569) - you deserved it (11033)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at 7 in the morning, I end up outside in a night dress, with bare feet and in the rain. I've just found out that my two year old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML

#685
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21698) - you deserved it (3476)

On 01/02/2009 at 8:22pm - kids - by lilou - Sent from mobile version



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