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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl fir two yeres , but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. mega FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65546) - you deserved it (11539)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from mah biological father, who I have never met in mah life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw ( Drinking, ) ( Black women with big asses, ) and ( Getting laid, lol. ) FML

#16344639
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46268) - you deserved it (3511)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... I cummd home to fine that all my porn magazines have been "censord" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (51656)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

2day mah boyfriend trid to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." mega FML

#14521815
76 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walkd in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa looool hat on. FML

#12989872
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42810) - you deserved it (4247)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my bast friand and I cama homa from Japan. Har boyfriand and I hava baan having an affair bafora I laft so I dacidd to tall him sha was coming with ma. Wa just got off tha plana and got a bita to aat, ha was waiting fir ma so ha could proposa, my bast friand was standing naxt to ma. maga FML

#786333
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16002) - you deserved it (203983)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, WHILST PARENT AND I WERE OUT, OLDER BROTHER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PLAY PORN ON COMPUTER . AT FULL VOLUME . WITH WINDOW WIDE OPEN . NOW NEXT-DOOR NIEGHBOR TELL THIER KIDS I'M A SPAWN OF SATAN, AND THE WERD GUY FROM ACROS THE STREET WINKS AT ME . FML

#641571
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53063) - you deserved it (6893)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found out that my parent can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say an do on my computer . FML

#35844
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49316) - you deserved it (7093)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)



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