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Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
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Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)
Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 4:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States
Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States
Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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