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  • Town/Country : my own world, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3276
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About iebabe : i am FuNN SPiRitEd ANd FreE FaLLinG!! At TimeS LiFe RuLes ANd AT TimeS My LiFE SUX!!! haha.. Im A GiRL!!
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

#923154
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110253) - you deserved it (4830)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

#920933
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63464) - you deserved it (1854)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33878) - you deserved it (158542)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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