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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52525) - you deserved it (9753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
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I agree, your life sucks (22471) - you deserved it (6141)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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I agree, your life sucks (48333) - you deserved it (8992)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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