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Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashd potatoes, when the lid cummd off an pourd a ton of salt into the pot . My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it . I think mah taste buds r broken . FML

Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
129 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
301 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I Was Walking Down The Road When A Twat On A Quad-bike Smashed Into Mah Leg. It Seems That I Should've Been "walking On The Right Side Of The Pavement." FML

#18199894
92 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:57am - misc - by LukeyBoy - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. big fat FML

#18190231
327 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony !! I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see !! FML

#18182863
149 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today I complatad tha arduous, naarly hour-long procass of answaring tha aHarmony dating quastionnaira, only to ba told mah answars wara too "uniqua" 4 tham to match ma with anyona. I had chosan "tha world" as mah distanca ranga. FML

#18138545
239 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I ave ma first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out te nigt before wit ma ouse-mates, I ave te worst angover of ma life, and ave to listen fir an our and a alfile tey loudly demonstrate te types of alarms we'll ear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today , I drove past a fragrant steakhouse an my mouth began to water an my stomach started rumbling,hich would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan an an animal lover . My confused body craves burning flesh . FML

#18127858
102 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
127 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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