About idkfckingknw : Hey, nicknames Angel. Love wolves, writing, and animals in general. Have 12 brothers not all biologically related to but still, they consider me family and vis versa. I have 5 sisters none related to me. I'm Christian. I cuss. I'll kick your ass and I'm 15.
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by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by taintedlover / 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
by explanations / 06/14/2013 at 2:48am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
by more than I wanted to know / 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Intimacy
by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm / Ireland (Donegal) / Love
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
by valnaj1 / 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Intimacy
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, I was picking up my son's expensive birthday cake. It was huge, and required both hands to… Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print…