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idkfckingknw

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idkfckingknw

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 67
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About idkfckingknw : Hey, nicknames Angel. Love wolves, writing, and animals in general. Have 12 brothers not all biologically related to but still, they consider me family and vis versa. I have 5 sisters none related to me. I'm Christian. I cuss. I'll kick your ass and I'm 15.

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Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

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On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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165 comments

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
190 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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176 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
141 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
209 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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270 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

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384 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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395 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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509 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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351 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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179 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)



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