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Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9327) - you deserved it (31443)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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86 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705
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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

#11459455
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On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
192 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

#4329775
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On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

#3741776
128 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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213 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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