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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

#13938370
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On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
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On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
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On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
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On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML

#13876675
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On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

#13871078
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

#13853853
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On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

#13837654
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On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
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On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML



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