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idiotique
  • Town/Country : Aribeebah, Arizona
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About idiotique : I like to sleep and get drunk. 12121!@1@!@!!!1 JESUS CHRIST IM FEMALE.

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Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

#30994 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (32934) - you deserved it (8573)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

#30294 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (35548) - you deserved it (10130)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (62838) - you deserved it (2933)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

#26983 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (21837) - you deserved it (2688)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

#26811 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (47436) - you deserved it (1475)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by EKG (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I received a random packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

#24806 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (50254) - you deserved it (2386)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)



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