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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Friday 5 February 2016