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icepick23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 September 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 486
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About icepick23 : I love to eat lasagna and tacos.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:48am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 11:06pm<b>laynethefirst</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:40am<b>DrummerWS</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 11:52am<b>infernno</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:17pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 3:26pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:20am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:42pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 11:54am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 3:52pm<b>js48</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 9:34am<b>19Gardiner32</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 11:26pm<b>sigh_noely</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 8:37pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:01pm<b>mhoch22</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:08am<b>trashyant</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 3:51am<b>TheDragonsGuard</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 5:02pm

Fucked!<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:20am<b>pooldude</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:58am

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icepick23's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

by doomed / 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

by lahiros / 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

by Mem / 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm / Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML

by that makes me a sad panda / 05/19/2014 at 5:44pm / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Money

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2013 at 1:53pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML

by TheLastSerenade / 01/23/2013 at 3:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML

by PrezKisame / 01/03/2013 at 3:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids

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