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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
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I agree, your life sucks (165587) - you deserved it (22246)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54138) - you deserved it (424407)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (193633) - you deserved it (21245)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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