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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About icecreamman5197 : I'm 16, hoping to get on America's Got Talent 2014 or 2015 season.

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Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35448) - you deserved it (3479)

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