icecreamdriveby

Search for a member

icecreamdriveby

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5040
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

icecreamdriveby's page activity

Visits<b>footinthemouth07</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 9:36pm<b>JOLLYKILLA</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:31pm<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 11:24pm<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:11am<b>axfabxdisaster</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:07pm<b>CurvyisCool</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 12:31am<b>Ghost86</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 11:36am<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 2:13am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 3:42pm<b>yulong730</b> - the 09/18/2013 at 8:21pm<b>Fireashes250</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 9:35am<b>acetl87</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 2:45am<b>DmonicAgel</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 5:20pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 9:39am<b>VooDooCarrie91</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 11:12am<b>neonstarr</b> - the 05/31/2013 at 9:12am<b>etishuman22</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 4:59pm<b>torbey</b> - the 04/24/2013 at 2:45am

icecreamdriveby's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of icecreamdriveby's badges

icecreamdriveby's favorite FMLs

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health

Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

by reesemaster / 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

by freedomofmusic / 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

by L.Lime05 / 08/08/2010 at 7:27pm / United States (California) / Animals