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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, after nerely two weeks of bieng stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend mah last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives an now I have no money fir rash cream. mega FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35165) - you deserved it (6077)

On 11/11/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by killme - United States (Georgia)

TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML

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84 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Clogged My Girlfriend's Toilet, So Bieng A Gentleman, I Tried To Rectify Te Situation. I Plunged Te Oly Fuck Out Of Tat Damned Toilet, Only Fir Er To Accuse Me Of Jacking Off Cuz I Was Taking So Long. Wen Se Stormed In An Te Smell It Er, Se Called Me A Pig. I Just Can't Win. FML

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123 comments

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On 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm - misc - by shart up, your puns suck (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today I took ma son to lunc. After we ate te waitress cummd over and told me tat ma son was te most well-beavd cild tey ad ever ad tere. His response was to pull is pants down and moon te entire restaurant wile smacking is bottom. FML

today I realisd the only preparation I've done for mah final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

#21135849
109 comments

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On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend suggested we try someting new an spontaneous. Excited to find out first-and wat se ad in mind, an ready to fool around, I urried over to er place. Turns out se's just taken up vegan cooking. FML

#21133708
65 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 11:01pm - misc - by veggiedude - United States (California)

Today, to teac ma 14-year-old son a serious lesson 4 bullying a cild at scool again, I grounded im 4 te rest of te year. He just snorted an said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year ten! Tanks, mum!" an appily retreated to is bedroom. FML

#21132433
252 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML

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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

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89 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

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91 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

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55 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

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166 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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