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About icadragoon : Hi and thank you for clicking on my profile. I'm a stay at home mom, I'm married to my best friend and I'm so lucky to have him in my life. We have a daughter together and she is my world. I also have a 15 year old Shih tzu named Scooby, he still acts like a puppy, and if I'm in a bad mood he always puts a smile on my face. In my spare time I'm out and about with my daughter at the park, beach, or at play dates. If I get time without her I'm with friends or playing video games. If you have any questions feel free to ask. :)
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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
Monday 1 September 2014