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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1022
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About icadragoon : Hi and thank you for clicking on my profile. I'm a stay at home mom, I'm married to my best friend and I'm so lucky to have him in my life. We have a daughter together and she is my world. I also have a 15 year old Shih tzu named Scooby, he still acts like a puppy, and if I'm in a bad mood he always puts a smile on my face. In my spare time I'm out and about with my daughter at the park, beach, or at play dates. If I get time without her I'm with friends or playing video games. If you have any questions feel free to ask. :)

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Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35500) - you deserved it (4988)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (11601)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30308) - you deserved it (3415)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37163) - you deserved it (31502)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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