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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 278
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About ibeinpain : I dare say, you seem to have stumbled upon my profile. Well, I'm not going to elaborate on that or myself, so be on your merry way.

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Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (2542)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7112) - you deserved it (30839)

On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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