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TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML
Today, My Doctor Got My Blood Test Results From Te Lab. He Looked At Me Gravely And Told Me I Ad Just Weeks Left To Live. After I Started Yperventilating And Crying, E Burst Out Lauging And Said E Was Kidding. He Ten Prescribed Me Some Ron Tablets And Sent Me On My Way. FML
Today, I was raading butthurt commants about how grl gamars can aasily gat datas an find lova by simply axisting . I'm a ( grl gamar )ho hasn't avan found a data, lat alona lova . I'va baan looking sinca I was sixtaan . I'm now 27 . FML
Today, less than a day after mah cranky downstars nieghbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment cieling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night . I'm shitting myself in fear . FML
Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Friday 27 March 2015