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iarefatal
  • Town/Country : Ohio, UnitedStates
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iarefatal : Calm, smart, funny, but like everyone else I'm human. I make mistakes and I apologize for the ones I'm bound to make. Don't take anything I say personal and try not to get worked up over anything on this site, I'm here to read stories and comments not your personal views and justifications for them.
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Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years, whose reaction was to pretend to take a phone call. FML

#20453131
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I agree, your life sucks (28909) - you deserved it (2448)

On 01/11/2013 at 1:46am - love - by proposal fail - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

#20435818
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On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 2:49am - misc - by Ren - United States (Ohio)



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