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iamzikang
  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 41
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About iamzikang : Going into military soon :)

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Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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On 10/10/2012 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by hairynips (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML



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