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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1998 (16 years)
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About iamwilson12 : Addicted to cold weather and music.

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Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9995) - you deserved it (61487)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18086) - you deserved it (2155)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28289) - you deserved it (2354)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28324) - you deserved it (3047)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
101 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
129 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (3196)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

#18569083
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (3864)

On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
120 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27528) - you deserved it (5430)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States



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