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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (20 years)
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About iamtheinsomniac : Not much. I am a klutz, and my cat scares me a lot.

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Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42093) - you deserved it (3184)

On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm - health - by GogurtBadass - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 8:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML


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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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