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Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML


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On 04/01/2014 at 8:02pm - love - by that kind of girl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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