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About iampoughkeepsie : I. Am. Poughkeepsie.
I moderated this!
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Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
Monday 1 September 2014