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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 983
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iammeorami : Sports, sports, and more sports.
Basketball soccer volleyball skiing snowboarding and biking

School might not seem fun to everyone but I am enjoying it knowing that one day I will be someone successful.

I am German Puerto Rican
dreams.

My name is Michael Scofield.

Do you think that people think more about money these days than about each other?

What do you think would happen if I discovered why the sky is blue?

Why are there so many questions in this world that don't have answers?

I don't know so you tell me.

It's a mystery waiting to be solved

I'm joking, this shit will never be solved.

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114335) - you deserved it (12606)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82533) - you deserved it (16343)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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