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About iammeorami : Sports, sports, and more sports.
Basketball soccer volleyball skiing snowboarding and biking
School might not seem fun to everyone but I am enjoying it knowing that one day I will be someone successful.
I am German Puerto Rican
My name is Michael Scofield.
Do you think that people think more about money these days than about each other?
What do you think would happen if I discovered why the sky is blue?
Why are there so many questions in this world that don't have answers?
I don't know so you tell me.
It's a mystery waiting to be solved
I'm joking, this shit will never be solved.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Monday 1 September 2014