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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1325
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About iambatman123 : hi. i'm heather :)

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Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

#1953704
93 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by sweet92 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

#992222
248 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

#963370
120 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

#918397
118 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
285 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
219 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311
130 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

#320737
80 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
65 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
47 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version



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