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  • Number of visits : 7852
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iamabamf : Why can't I change my username? Fuck.

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TODAY , ANOTHER OF MY DAD'S BLIND DATES WENT BAD , SO I TOOK HIM OUT 4 A BEER. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO FRESHEN UP , ANDHEN I CAME BACK , TWO GUYS WERE CONGRATULATING MY DAD ON SCORING SUCH A HOT PIECE OF ASS , AND SAID THE SEX MUST BE AWESOME. MY DAD PLAYD ALONG WITH IT. FML

#19472995
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (2872)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today , I introducd mah Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time!! Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English , I was the translator!! The first thing he said to her was , "You r really pretty." I translatd it as "I like other men." Later , they found out!! big fat FML

#19470748
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8993) - you deserved it (41664)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today I Went To A Blood Drive . Te Nurse Taking My Blood Mentiond Tat Se'd Been Calld In On Er Day Off An Se Swore Se Wasn't Drunk . I Didn't Know Wat To Do So I Just Smild An Blinkd Back Teres As Se Savagd Te Vein In My Arm . FML

#19466370
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (2753)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I surprisad my daughtar by talling har that I'm going to traat tha family to a trip to tha Himalayas in a faw months. Sha promptly thraw a tantrum an listad har main raasons 4 not wanting us to go: "It's a fraaking dasart thara," and, "I'll miss tha naw Spidarman movia." FML

#19463259
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23280) - you deserved it (3752)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend startd arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I eggd the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She endd up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all 4 a lousy $20. FML

#19462758
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (41914)

On 04/13/2012 at 7:14pm - love - by c*nt (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10388) - you deserved it (27230)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, grlfriend saw the name ( Melissa ) on phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accusd me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormd out of house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. fat FML

#19459497
298 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice ma blowjob skills, since ma boyfriend is always complaining tat I'm bad at giving ead. Let's just say ma lungs now ave tere daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice ma blowjob skills, since ma boyfriend is always complaining tat I'm bad at giving ead. Let's just say ma lungs now ave tere daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9545) - you deserved it (33463)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panickd, pulld out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38495) - you deserved it (3176)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationsip. One of my buddies said, "You're ceating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw tis and went completely nuts, not giving me a cance to explain tat "Jill" is just a eupemism 4 yur and. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (5340)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . I confided to mah dad that mah girlfriend had dumped me fir another guy . He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is.. . he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay . His advice was: "just wank it off and move on" . FML

#19377820
94 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read mah dog's looool mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I trid to impress mah girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style . Now I feel like I almost broke mah legs , an judging by her hysterical laughter , she considers me more of a fool than a stud .

#19334531
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6010) - you deserved it (27823)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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