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Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
by karmafails / 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
by epicsquishii / 05/01/2012 at 7:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sockmonkey / 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
by HighasaCloud / 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by zomg / 04/30/2012 at 5:24am / United States (Florida) / Work
by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
by -insert clever nickname here- / 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by davincourt / 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Matt / 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by mark807 / 04/28/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by poo4brains / 04/28/2012 at 12:42am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy