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  • Town/Country : Seattle, Washington,, America
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of comments : 571
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (13513)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
270 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
191 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
194 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

#11624836
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42539) - you deserved it (4923)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

#11617254
147 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

#11617254
147 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

#11471994
176 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 9:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
311 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

#10974262
187 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)



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