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  • Town/Country : Seattle, Washington,, America
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112052) - you deserved it (4726)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9699) - you deserved it (31996)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52575) - you deserved it (7567)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
161 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
180 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
180 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14184) - you deserved it (51441)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

#14847206
60 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
188 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
208 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

#14836412
55 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by unknown -

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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