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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About i_love_you87 : I'm 14. I have an amazing bestfriend and I love him to death. I would be lost without my cellphone. I truly dislike haters. My favorite kinda music is rap: WIZ KHALIFA, Lil Wayne, Eminem, Waka Flocka Flame, Drake, and I also like Justin Bieber. I am an official member of the TAYLOR GANG T.G.O.D!!;)Wanna know anything else? Message Me Trickks;)

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i_love_you87's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27993) - you deserved it (54318) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32184) - you deserved it (5893)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (31510)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46799) - you deserved it (8186)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

#8948119
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43370) - you deserved it (2251)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (236246) - you deserved it (82002)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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