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About i_love_you87 : I'm 14. I have an amazing bestfriend and I love him to death. I would be lost without my cellphone. I truly dislike haters. My favorite kinda music is rap: WIZ KHALIFA, Lil Wayne, Eminem, Waka Flocka Flame, Drake, and I also like Justin Bieber. I am an official member of the TAYLOR GANG T.G.O.D!!;)Wanna know anything else? Message Me Trickks;)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014