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About i_love_him_ : Hi, Im obsessed with marvel. Anything marvel. Message me if you wanna discuss marvel. ✌️
I also like problems. Im kind of attracted to problems and helping with problems, so if you need to rant, or you need advice, well FML added the message button in the top right corner for a reason. Hope I can help with your problems!! 😁
Oh and btw, if we are having a conversation, it is common courtesy to keep checking your messages if you dont get updates, so you dont end up ignoring me. I could be your future wife, but now we will never know because you didnt have the decency to respond to my FML message. 😕
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
Friday 21 November 2014