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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About i_love_him_ : Hi, Im obsessed with marvel. Anything marvel. Message me if you wanna discuss marvel. ✌️

I also like problems. Im kind of attracted to problems and helping with problems, so if you need to rant, or you need advice, well FML added the message button in the top right corner for a reason. Hope I can help with your problems!! 😁

Oh and btw, if we are having a conversation, it is common courtesy to keep checking your messages if you dont get updates, so you dont end up ignoring me. I could be your future wife, but now we will never know because you didnt have the decency to respond to my FML message. 😕

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Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML


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