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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 228
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About i_love_him_ : Hi, Im obsessed with marvel. Anything marvel. Message me if you wanna discuss marvel. ✌️

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Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML


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