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i_love_him_

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About i_love_him_ : Uhm hi I guess...do NOT message me if you are over 18.

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Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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