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Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She has been there all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38301) - you deserved it (2708)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:16pm - work - by Azcrazy (man) - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34743) - you deserved it (3255)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6962) - you deserved it (95875)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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