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i_live2fly
  • Town/Country : Redondo Beach, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3331
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About i_live2fly : hey, im Zac. im 17 years old.

i am a junior in high school. i am in my high schools advanced choir, i love to sing. my choir is the best and we have the best teacher, she rocks! i also play piano. i listen to pretty much every type of music except for rap, but what i really love are bands like Nightwish, Within Temptation, and Evanescence. music is my passion.

i am in the process of getting my pilots license at the torrance airport. i currently have about 28 hours. i love flying. its a thrilling experience. aviation is my other passion.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99524) - you deserved it (4149)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (75891)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (4829)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47660) - you deserved it (3424)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:43pm - love - by Ryuga (man) - United States (Florida)



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