About iZebraBomb : I'll make it simple. :)
I'm a not so average teenage girl.
I LOVE music. Hell yeah!
I enjoy smoothies and like zebra print.
If you don't like me, fuck off this page!
Thankkkyouu! :)
-Don't trip, keep your shoes tied, bitches!
MUSIC. Without it, I'd DIE!
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Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 9:40am - intimacy - by nerofirst - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 2:50am - intimacy - by Frank (man) - United States (California)
Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)
Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
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On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I found out that the man who sold me my car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years, and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than what I paid for the car. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 9:09am - money - by rippedoff (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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