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iZebraBomb

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 905
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iZebraBomb : I'll make it simple. :)
I'm a not so average teenage girl.
I LOVE music. Hell yeah!
I enjoy smoothies and like zebra print.
If you don't like me, fuck off this page!
Thankkkyouu! :)
-Don't trip, keep your shoes tied, bitches!
MUSIC. Without it, I'd DIE!

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iZebraBomb's favorite FMLs

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

#17520336
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (2375)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML

#17503951
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28865) - you deserved it (5999)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

#17497875
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30619) - you deserved it (2559)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

#17497068
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32882) - you deserved it (5598)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:50am - intimacy - by Frank (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (4617)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31631) - you deserved it (3152)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

#14058874
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24124) - you deserved it (2507)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

#13753652
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (4035)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56263) - you deserved it (3523)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

#10044709
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10914) - you deserved it (37945)

On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I found out that the man who sold me my car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years, and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than what I paid for the car. FML

#8820381
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9232) - you deserved it (25143)

On 03/04/2010 at 9:09am - money - by rippedoff (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17405) - you deserved it (347326)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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