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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6467
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (50950)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32807) - you deserved it (9706)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (3137)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (7365)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6175) - you deserved it (50599)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12345) - you deserved it (25862)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29580) - you deserved it (33424)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29580) - you deserved it (33424)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31538) - you deserved it (295108)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
157 comments

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (5715)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)



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