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iTaylor
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 6401
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21575) - you deserved it (48285)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29142) - you deserved it (9060)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (2868)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (6670)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5457) - you deserved it (48068)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11200) - you deserved it (24428)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28409) - you deserved it (32120)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28409) - you deserved it (32120)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
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I agree, your life sucks (27074) - you deserved it (278879)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
155 comments

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23122) - you deserved it (5374)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)



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