About iSonia : Commerce/Law student, futsal player, gamer & bibliophile.
iSonia's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
iSonia's favorite FMLs
by anon / 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by confused / 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Rubyscooby212 / 02/14/2015 at 11:07pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by anonpbc / 01/28/2015 at 8:51am / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by yankeeboy123 / 01/12/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2014 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
- Today, I woke up to a painful hangover. I had to walk to the shop to get something to relieve the… Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because I'm seeing my bosses daughter but she's a… Today, my child support payment got sent to my daughter's father's other child's mother, so she not…