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  • Number of visits : 1234
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iSnipeFatPeople : Well, I suppose I should write something about me here then.

I'm a bit of a nerd. I like video games, web design, graphic design, and have multiple certifications in the Microsoft Office applications. I speak English but am learning both French and Swedish.

I hope this satisfies your hunger for knowledge of random people.

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iSnipeFatPeople's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44687) - you deserved it (20677)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the kid I was tutoring told me that "pirates were a myth. Like the Greeks and Romans." He's 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm - misc - by FrustratedTutor - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35966) - you deserved it (7671)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML


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On 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37383) - you deserved it (11044)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38487) - you deserved it (2591)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (5196)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML


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On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37161) - you deserved it (4945)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45338) - you deserved it (13234)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54350) - you deserved it (11025)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

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