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iSmerf
  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27720) - you deserved it (2913)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)



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