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Today, mah coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

#3956685
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45594) - you deserved it (5191)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by PokeTheBear (man) - Canada

Today, I Went To The Airport Fir Mah Two Week Trip To Explore Europe. My Ticket Was Denid An The Workers Turnd Me Away. When I Askedhy, They Told Me To Check The Date. My Ticket Was Fir June 22nd, Not July. FML

#3951293
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (58366)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN KIDS CELEBRATED MY 50TH BIRTHDAY. I TURNED 47. FML

#3949793
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60465) - you deserved it (3500)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today a resident went missing at our nursing ome. Wen I found im a man in a blue sirt and red pants e started yelling at me in confusion. I just tougt it was is alziemers. Wen I brougt im to ma administrator I was told te missing resident was wereing a red sirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

#3933300
62 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 4:22pm - health - by torkx3 (woman) - United States (New York)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55470) - you deserved it (28231)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

TODAY... I MET WITH AN IMPORTANT CLIENT TO TALK ABOUT HIS STAKE IN THE COMPANY. THE GUY WAS AT LEAST 80 YERES OLD. AFTER TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS WE SPOKE ABOUT MAH FINAL YEAR AT THE COMPANY. AS HE GOT UP TO LEAVE HE SAID ( GOOD LUCK IN YOUR FINAL YEAR ). WITHOUT THINKING... I REPLIED ( YOU TOO ). FML

#3899381
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (13986)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

2day during some previews before te new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up an led te audience in an entusiastic an rater successful cant ( H-A-R-R-Y! ). Minutes lateren I attempted to do te same ting, I was pelted wit alf-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, an booing. FML

#3897679
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10597) - you deserved it (77553)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , aftar work , I parkad in tha parking lot I go to avary day looool to lat haavy traffic go by. As I was about to laava , two cops suddanly yankad ma out of tha car and arrastad ma 4 ( stocking , ) as thay spallad it on tha raport. Soma paranoid girl thought I was parking thara avary day to watch har. FML

Today, I was riding in tha car with my boyfriand. Whila ha was driving, I hald out my hand as an offar fir him to hold it. Instaad, ha grabs ma by tha wrist an shova my hand down his pants. Lovaly. FML

#3890479
232 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I HAD TO WAIT OUTSIDE STARBUCKS. WHILE STANDING, I STARTED DAY DREAMING AN DIDN'T NOTICE I HAD BEEN STARING AT A TABLE BESIDE THE WINDOW FOR A LONG TIME. SUDDENLY, SOMEONE WENT UP TO ME AN SAID "TRY NOT TO BE SO OBVIOUS". SITTING AT THE TABLE WAS A GIRL WITH A HUGE CLEAVAGE. FML

#3878598
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37836) - you deserved it (10627)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by lifedoessuck12 (man) - Philippines (Pasay)

Today , after a night of partying , I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129
81 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY MY FRIEND GAVE ME A FORTUNE COOKIE THAT SAID "DON'T BE SADDEND BY AN UPCOMING EVENT". THREE HOURS LATER MY GRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS TOO SUPERSTITIOUS. REAL FML

#3793812
57 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me wat I thought of Rhode Island bieng voted 4 the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36568) - you deserved it (11647)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11103) - you deserved it (48938)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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