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Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)
Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)
Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon
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