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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 May 1994 (18 years)
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Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on Rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. Its due tomorrow. FML

#4192462 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (51763) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/31/2009 at 9:51pm - work - by mandy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for me and my girlfriend. I was trying that move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and the girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. Only when I tried it, my spagetti went down too far in my throat and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (18994)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:54pm - love - by spitballer1 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

#1021558 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (10259) - you deserved it (48627)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17143) - you deserved it (1758)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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