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iShanny

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2345
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iShanny : Hey folks! I'm Shannon! I am happily married to the love of my life, we live with our two furbabies in Florida. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send a message and don't get a response, I'm sorry!!

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Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176014) - you deserved it (30487)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46162) - you deserved it (242798)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46162) - you deserved it (242798)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46853) - you deserved it (158696)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161548) - you deserved it (14653)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240474) - you deserved it (82284)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

#18530
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17378) - you deserved it (37243)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by Ab (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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